There is a massive list about things banks don’t understand about how their short sale process is flawed or how the real world works. Hmmm…I’m having flashbacks to watching Real World vs. Road Rules challenges, you know the shows on MTV where they did ridiculous “tasks” to win? Realtors vs. short sale negotiators…ANYWAYS! Here’s some of my list, this post is titled “Rant 1″ because y’all have to know more will come later.
1. Every time they want a new HUD, I have to very nicely ask the title company to take time out of their day to do yet. another. HUD. again.
2. Buyers don’t care what the banks are losing or what the investor thinks they have to net. Same as regular old, with equity sellers, Buyers don’t care what you have to make. They care what the market is like and what other comparable homes are selling for. If they can get a better house for less money, they will buy that house instead. Do-do-head banks.
3. The BPO system is inherently flawed. I could write at least three blogs about that one. Maybe later.
3. Buyers need time to process their loans. Giving us an approval letter for less than 30 days is just stupid. And creates more work for everyone, which is apparently your main goal. See also #1.
4. It takes more than a high school degree and a 19 year old to understand the complex process of a short sale. So pay more than a dollar more than minimum wage and put better people in the jobs titled “Short Sale Negotiator.” Keep the good ones (’cause there are a few) and appreciate them with higher pay so they don’t burn out, leave, and then we only have the stupid ones to deal with.
Okay, I’m going to end now since I’m getting very ranty-pants, which is why I have avoided the topic thus far, and am just going to go kick some a$$ on my short sales! Have you bought or sold a short sale? If so, you must have “war stories,” share ‘em in the comments below.





